Remember me for who I was...

...shit.

So, uh, I don't suppose washing machines are... water proof? H-Honestly, I have NO idea what the hell happen! I just put... and... It just... EXPLODED with suds.

ARGH.

This... TH-THIS ISN'T MY FAULT, DAMMIT. I c-can do laundry just fine! The machines here are just broke!

I'm so not cleaning that up.